phantomrose96:

God gives his hardest battles to his strongest soldiers and I’m dodging the draft

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pangur-and-grim:

this is what I see at night

( R ) 3 months ago  2,817 notes

tofupixel:

yea whatever anyway *animates yoshi doing a break dance*

( R ) 3 months ago  5,177 notes

shipsandtea:

Do you wanna play mermaids? Yay. Okay so my tail is light blue and I have ice powers. And I live in the Arctic sea and watch British sailors die horrible deaths while trying to find the Northwest Passage.

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girlrustcohle:

fuuuuck i just realized that the future idealized version of myself cant exist without current me being the catalyst for change and doing hard things. has anybody heard about this

( R ) 3 months ago  224,743 notes

talkingheadsfan:

“this is me btw if you even care” well i don’t

( R ) 3 months ago  21,846 notes

depsidase:

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2well2water:

i think we need to bring back calling people internet famous instead of calling them influencers like there needs to be something borderline derogatory injected back into it

( R ) 3 months ago  61,472 notes

berrytart:

completely incomprehensible email from my mom. sent from my it’s

( R ) 3 months ago  43,708 notes

wolfentwined:

this is who youre asking to work 40hrs per week btw

( R ) 8 months ago  62,256 notes

xxcosmicaura:

remember kids

Artist 🎨: @vhsdogs

( R ) 8 months ago  126,481 notes

xxcosmicaura:

remember kids

Artist 🎨: @vhsdogs

( R ) 8 months ago  126,481 notes

evilnicegirl:

my boss accidentally added a wrong number to our group chat 😭

( R ) 8 months ago  96,248 notes

lakemojave:

Ever since I was a little girl I dreamed of creating an account and verifying my email and enabling 2 step verification and downloading the app and opting out of targeted ads and signing up for promotional newsletters and unsubscribing and unsubscribing and opting out and opting out

( R ) 8 months ago  28,256 notes